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Field Worm
₨ 1,000 / month
Sticker, Worm Wisdom, Wormsona, and access to the inner circle (IG Close Friends).
Description
Department of Basic Wiggling
You are now a registered Field Worm.
Your job? To wriggle gently and receive Ministry dispatches.
Each month, you’ll receive:
•1 official worm sticker (rare, confidential, vaguely emotional)
•Tiny Worm Wisdom card — a pocket-sized prophecy
•Access to the Ministry’s inner circle (Instagram Close Friends stories)
•Your own Wormsona, archived in the Ministry Records and shared in public reports (aka carousels)
Minimal perks. Maximum meaning. You are valid.
